And a good time was had by all

Ooooohhhhh.... (to be sung to some sort of version of the tune of Old McDonald)

There was once a big white van
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It traveled all over big San Fran
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And there was a stellar view
A curvy street
And prostitutes too
Yay for good Chinese food
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People filled this grand white van
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It was driven by a very cool man
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We saw some old ladies who we thought were twins
We lusted after crepes with bananas in them
Yay for good clam chowder
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Then this Van took a trip to the beach
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With the cutest little baby you ever did see
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We juggled hot coals in our bare hands
Pushed people over in very cold sand
Yay for double-stuff Oreo's
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That night we had a special treat
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Marshmallows flung at our mouths and feet
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We ripped up phone books like Arnold would
Talked about pysch down in da hood
Yay for low-fat cheese puffs
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