Lesbo, Schmesbo

Yesterday I went to Walmart with Eric, Stephen, Jarrod, and Josh. I was standing in the aisle waiting for them to make up their minds as to what they wanted when a little short older lady came up to me and said, "Oh my, you have little doll legs. They're just so cute!" I replied, "Thank you" and then the boys laughed at me. "A lesbian just hit on Abby!" I don't think she was a lesbian. I think she was just a weird old lady that had missed the class on Social Etiquette 101. I immediately wanted to go straight home and put on pants.